Tuesday, 27 January 2009

Metal Gear Solid: The Musical Part 2

OK, here's the scene, Snake just met Revolver Ocelot, a spaghetti western obsessed, Single Action Army toting, sadistic psychopath. Upon meeting our hero he's overjoyed he'll be able to have a good gun fight.

Revolver Ocelot: Right. Touch that wire and the C4 will blow up along with the old man!

*SUNG*

Revolver Ocelot: So you're the one the Boss keeps talking about.

Solid Snake: Really I'm flattered, without a doubt

RO: Let's see if you live up to your name

SS: If I couldn't I wouldn't of came.
Put the gun down you're a disgrace,

RO: Say that with a bullet to the face.
This is the greatest handgun ever made,

SS: It looks like it could use an upgrade.

RO: Six bullets Snake, more than enough to kill you.
SS: Take aim old man, let's see what you can do.



They begin a gunfight.



RO: I love to reload during a battle
SS: Try and shoot me don't dilly daddle

RO: I've got you now, the old man will die
SS: Is that a...Red eye?

*Enter Cyborg Ninja who promptly cut of Revolver Ocelot's hand*

SS: Who are you?

*Sung in an operatic style*

CN: I'm like you I have no naaaaaaaaaaame, Gyaaaaaaaaa!

*The Cyborg Ninja begins to malfunction and jumps away*

That's all for now, coming up: A DARPA chief rap and a Psycho Mantis Death Metal number.

Tuesday, 6 January 2009

Metal Gear Solid: The Musical

A few weeks ago my friend Saeed posted a synopsis for a Large Hadron Collider movie. So I thought instead of a normal blog I could show of some creative flair.

In a drunken state a while ago I came up with the concept of Metal Gear Solid: The musical. That night I churned out a verse like it was a well known drinking song. I can't remember the exact lyrics today but they were along the lines of this.

Allow me to set the scene: Our hero Snake and his female ally Meryl have just made it to a long corridor, upon reaching the end they'll get to their destination, they'll be able to destroy the dreaded walking tank 'Metal Gear', All of a sudden out of nowhere Meryl is shot, as it turns out, one of the best snipers in the world is at the other end of the Corridor, Snake need a Sniper rifle, so he calls his contact Otacon.

RING RING. RING RING.

OTACON: Snake?

(This part is sung)

SNAKE: Meryl's been shot, I need a new gun.

OTACON: I think I remember seeing a PSG1.

SNAKE: That'll be perfect, It'll save the day.

OTACON: You're not gonna like what I have to say.

SNAKE: She's dying here, Hurry spit it out.

OTACON: You'll be angry, without a doubt.

SNAKE: I'm angry now, where is it just say!

OTACON: It's back in (Pause) Warehouse A...


That's all I can do for now, I hope that wet your appetite, more shall follow at some point.