OK, here's the scene, Snake just met Revolver Ocelot, a spaghetti western obsessed, Single Action Army toting, sadistic psychopath. Upon meeting our hero he's overjoyed he'll be able to have a good gun fight.
Revolver Ocelot: Right. Touch that wire and the C4 will blow up along with the old man!
Revolver Ocelot: So you're the one the Boss keeps talking about.
Solid Snake: Really I'm flattered, without a doubt
RO: Let's see if you live up to your name
SS: If I couldn't I wouldn't of came.
Put the gun down you're a disgrace,
RO: Say that with a bullet to the face.
This is the greatest handgun ever made,
SS: It looks like it could use an upgrade.
RO: Six bullets Snake, more than enough to kill you.
SS: Take aim old man, let's see what you can do.
They begin a gunfight.
RO: I love to reload during a battle
SS: Try and shoot me don't dilly daddle
RO: I've got you now, the old man will die
SS: Is that a...Red eye?
*Enter Cyborg Ninja who promptly cut of Revolver Ocelot's hand*
SS: Who are you?
*Sung in an operatic style*
CN: I'm like you I have no naaaaaaaaaaame, Gyaaaaaaaaa!
*The Cyborg Ninja begins to malfunction and jumps away*
That's all for now, coming up: A DARPA chief rap and a Psycho Mantis Death Metal number.