Tuesday, 15 February 2011

Day 4: My views on religion.

Dunno, Like, Religion, It's weird yeah, because some good things have come out of it innit? But, at the end of the day, like, all wars are really down to religion innit? People killing in the name of their god/deity, so yeah. I think if people need that guideline on how to be a good person according to some old book/scroll, let them get on with it. I don't come from a religious famalam, so it's never been an issue in my house. Although for a little while I suspected one of my sisters prayed to Tupac, but he sends a message of love and ghetto harmony, so no problem there.

Nah, I say let people get on with it so long as they don't bother me or hurt anyone.

I'm gonna take this time to go through my religious views. It's about a man who was sent down with a message of justice and awesomeness. That's right:



Christian Fuckin' Bale.

I follow the path of Christan(Bale)anity.

Bale was born on 1974 in Wales. Hospitals being unheard of in Wales until 1998, there's a 9/10 chance he was born in a stable. Not much is known about his early life, A few Disney movies here and there, but on the dawn of the millenium, Bale played one of the greatest characters ever.



With a message of Huey Lewis and proper raincoat use, Bale embodied Patrick Bateman. He had found his calling. Being the most balls to the wall actor ever.

Then around his 30th birthday, The Heavenly Father took his son and told him his place on this earth. That's right, Christopher Nolan raised his son from this Earth of us mere mortals.

"My son, You're the goddamn Batman"

With this, Bale took his new responsibility of the Batman, guided by the message of the lord, And ignited nergasm in a whole load of peoples hearts. He went on for a few years gathering followers and spreading the message of the Nolan

Then there was great sadness.

On Tuesday the 22nd of July The Bale was arrested for unspecified reasons. Apparently he attacked his Mother and Sister after they provoked him. Surely his career was dead. He had been betrayed by someone close to him. The ignorant fools didn't understand his message, This surely was the end of his career.

BUT 3 DAYS LATER THE DARK KNIGHT WAS RELEASED AND NO ONE EVER SPOKE ABOUT THE INCIDENT AGAIN.

LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR. HIS CAREER WAS RESURRECTED AFTER 3 FUCKING DAYS!

He carries on today, Being Batman. Guided for now by our lord The Nolan, righting wrongs, Not only fighting The Joker and Two Face, But also Terminators and Russel Crowe.

Because he's the saviour this world deserves, but not one we're ready for right now.


Stay Gold

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

love it, keep writing

-W.R